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Funny old couple in bed joke picture

Henry got in to bed, switched off his light and, turning to his wife who was reading a magazine, handed her a small wrapped package.

"Oh," she exclaimed.  "What's this for?"

"For you," he beamed.

"I know it's for me, silly, but what's the occasion?"

"Do we need an occasion to show our love for each other?"

"No, I guess not," she replied, putting the magazine away.  She opened the parcel to find a small bottle of white pills."

"What's this?" she asked.

"For your headache."

"But I don't have a headache."

"In that case," replied Henry, reaching over to switch off his wife's light, "it is time for bed."
Funny old couple in bed joke