Blonde Retribution

I suspected my boyfriend was cheating on me, so I went out and bought a handgun.  I left work at the salon early, went home, and found him lying in bed with the pretty brunette from the apartment next door.

"You two-timing bastard!" I shouted. "What, you don't like blondes anymore?"  I took out the gun and held it to my head.

"Please, Tara, don't do anything rash," he pleaded. "I can explain."

"Shut-up!" I replied, "You're next!"

Funny short blonde cheating affair joke story