Dem Apples

farmer picking apples picture

Old Farmer Joe was collecting apples in a bucket from his orchard when he heard laughter coming from the reservoir at the other end of his smallholding. He walked over and found two young women skinny-dipping in the water.

They shrieked when they saw him and covered themselves as best as they could.

"Oh, don't worry," he laughed, holding up his bucket.  "I'm not here to look. I'm here to feed the alligator."