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Demanding A Raise

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I stormed into my boss' office and demanded a raise.

"Why should I give you a raise?" he asked.

"Because I have 3 companies chasing after me!"

After some haggling, he eventually agreed to give me a 10% raise.  I turned to go.

"Out of interest, Bob, what companies were after you?"

"Water, electric, and gas."