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Do You Want To?

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Funny short joke

Little Johnny noticed that his big brother would take his girlfriend for a drive on Sunday afternoons, and being curious, hid in the back of the car while they drove off one Sunday and eventually pulled up at a quiet spot.   His brother smiled at his girlfriend and asked, "Do you want to?"

"No!" she replied. "What do you take me for?"

"In that case you can walk home," shouted his brother and made her get out of the car.

The next day, little Johnny asked little Suzie if she'd like to take a ride on his tricycle.  She did and they went to the nearby playground where he smiled at her and asked, "Do you want to?"

"Oh, yes!" she replied, beaming.

Little Johnny was not sure what to do about this situation, so he let her keep the tricycle and walked home alone.