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Don't Mention The War

Funny old German joke picture

Otto shuffled to the confessional booth and eased himself painfully onto the wooden seat. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

"Well, my son," replied the priest, "what are your sins?"

Otto replied, "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the Nazis... in return for sexual favours."

The priest paused, slightly stunned, but then said, "It was a difficult time, my son, and long ago.  You risked your life to help this woman, despite the immoral exchange".

"I understand that, Father," said the old man, "but, do you think I should tell her the war is over?"

Funny short joke