Funny jokes, insults, puns, pictures, memes, cartoons and gifs.

Don't Mention The War

Funny old German joke picture

Otto shuffled to the confessional booth and eased himself painfully onto the wooden seat. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

"Well, my son," replied the priest, "what are your sins?"

Otto replied, "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the Nazis... in return for sexual favours."


The priest paused, slightly stunned, but then said, "It was a difficult time, my son, and long ago.  You risked your life to help this woman, despite the immoral exchange".

"I understand that, Father," said the old man, "but, do you think I should tell her the war is over?"

Funny short joke

You might also enjoy

  • Vagrant Rising - Eyebrows were raised yesterday after a homeless woman with a keen passion for aerial gymnastics legally changed her name from Julie Baghome to Tramp Eile...
  • You Deserve Hell - Funny You Deserve Hell Sign - Bible puncher holds a You Deserve Hell sign, while a large banana holds a You Deserve Potassium sign For the purposes of this...
  • All's Fair - The soldier stood on the bridge staring at the trickling stream below, water pink with the blood of the man he had just killed. A pale hand bobbled gent...