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Drinks For All!

Funny Irish Drunk Joke Picture

One night, Paddy staggers into a bar and shouts drunkenly to the bartender, "Drinks for all, and pour one for yourself, me good man."

The bartender pours the drinks and says, "That will be $36.50 please." Paddy shrugs, and says he has no money, so the bartender roughs him up a little and throws him out.

The next night Paddy comes in again, and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. The bartender pours the drinks, though somewhat reluctantly, but yet again Paddy has no money.  The bartender is furious, and slaps him firmly around the head before throwing him out.

On the third night, Paddy returns, and orders drinks for all except the bartender.

"What, no drink for me?" asks the bartender.

"Oh, no," replies Paddy. "You get violent when you drink."
 Funny Irish Drunk Paddy Joke

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