Driving Home

Funny old man driver joke photo

The old man's mobile phone buzzed in its car cradle.  He leaned over and tapped the screen.  "Hello?"

"Herman! Thank God you're alright," spoke his wife's anxious voice.  "I've just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way around the M25.  Please be careful."

"Heck!" shouted Herman, "It's not just one. There's hundreds of them!"

Funny old man driver joke picture