Drunk Driving

 Funny car cottage accident drink driving joke

"Been out for a few drinks, have we, sir?" asked the traffic cop, shaking his head at the car wedged into the side of the cottage.

"Sure have," slurred Pete, grinning from ear to ear.

"You are lucky to be alive, sir, and I can see that you are very drunk, but that is really no excuse to let your wife drive you home."

 Funny car cottage accident drink driving joke