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Funny superman costume joke photo

I was nearing the end of my shift at the British Airways ticket counter, when a man dressed in a Superman costume staggered forward and leaned unsteadily against the desk.

"I wanna buy a ticket to New York," he slurred.

"Sir," I replied, "I think you may be too drunk to fly today."

"I know, bitch, that's why I need a plane ticket."

 Funny superman costume joke photo

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