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Elephants Never Forget

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"I'll have a double whiskey, Jimmy.  Actually, just leave the bottle,"

"Missus troubles again, Seamus?" asked the bartender.

Seamus nodded.  "Women. You can't win. You tell them they're beautiful a hundred times and they won't believe you, but you tell them once they're fat and they will remember it for the rest of their lives, because elephants never forget."

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