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Fine Dining

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I finished my meal and called the head waiter over.  "Ah, my good friend," I said. "That was an exquisite meal!"

"Thank you, sir," he replied, bowing slightly.

"Perhaps you don't remember," I continued, "but I was a guest at this very same table just about a year ago, and at that time I couldn't pay for the meal.  You, sir, had me thrown out in full view of the other diners!"

"I am so sorry, sir," replied the waiter, "but you understand..."

"Oh, that's quite all right," I interrupted, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again."

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