Foreigners


"Parlez-vous Fran├žais?" said the young tourist to the two old timers sitting at Chelsea bus stop.  The old men looked at each other.

"What he say?" asked the first.  The second man shrugged.

The young man then said, "Deutsch?  Sprechen Sie vielleicht Deutch?"

The two old men stared at him blankly and the tourist left, muttering loudly to himself.

"Foreigner, I reckon," said the first old man.

"Probably."

"You know, we Brits should probably make more of an effort to learn another language."

"Why bother? That fella spoke two languages and where did that get him?"

Funny short joke