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Gerry was confused.  He couldn't remember much from the night before apart from being very drunk, yet here was his wife cooking him a full English breakfast and humming to herself.

"What's going on?" he hissed to his daughter.

"You made a hell of a racket last night," replied the teenager, smirking. "You kicked in the door when you couldn't get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and then pee'd your pants, all the while singing Maggie May at the top of your voice."

"Jesus! So why the hell is she in such a good mood?"

"When she tried to take your trousers off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, 'Get your hands off me! I'm married!'"

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