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Getting To Heaven

Funny Sunday School Heaven Jonah Fishy Joke Cartoon

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy?  Would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" answered my Sunday School class in unison.

"And if I gave sweets to all the children in the neighbourhood, and loved my husband? Would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!"

"What about if  I sold my house and my car, and gave all the money to the poor? Would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered "NO!"

My heart was now near bursting with pride. "Then HOW can I get into heaven?"

The children were silent, until finally a little boy at the back shouted out, "You've got to be dead!"
 Funny Sunday School Heaven Jonah Fishy Joke Cartoon


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