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Getting Up

Las Vegas picture joke

The two midget friends met in the hotel restaurant for breakfast.

"What a night," said Frank, tucking into his bacon and eggs.

Joe scowled.  "Not for me.  I'd had too much to drink and couldn't get it up with my bird.  So embarrassing; particularly when we could hear you all night long in the room next door, going ONE, TWO, THREE... UUH!"

“Yeah, sorry about that, mate,” replied Frank. “I couldn't get up on to the bed!”