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"I'm afraid I have good news and bad news, Mr Jones."

"Go on, doctor. Tell me the bad news first."

"You have terminal cancer, and only one month to live."

"Oh my God! What could possibly be the good news?"

"Well, you see that pretty nurse over there?  She and I had it on last night."

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