Great White Shark Attack

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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied a group of shipwreck survivors floating in the water.

"Follow me son," said the father shark to his son, and they swam towards the mass of people.  "We begin by swimming around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we eat everybody."

And they did.

When they were both full, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all straight away? Why did we first swim around and around them?"

His father replied, "Because, my boy, they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first!"

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