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Hammond Organ

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The young minister sat in the lounge of Mary Beatrice, the church organist, waiting for his promised cup of tea. He smiled at the fond memories of the dear old lady's many years of devoted service, and wondered not for the first time why she had never married.

His eyes wandered about the doily-infested room, and fell on a large glass bowl filled with water sitting on top of an old Hammond organ.  Intrigued, he investigated, and was startled to find a condom floating in the bowl.

"Here you are dear," said the old lady, entering the room with a tray of home-baked scones and a pot of tea.

Unable to contain his curiosity, the young minister pointed to the bowl and said, "Mary, what on earth is this?"

She looked up.  "Oh, that?  Isn't it wonderful?  I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. And do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter!"

Funny short joke about a sweet old lady with a condom floating in a bowl of water on her hammond organ.