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Honey, I'm home!

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"Hi Honey, I'm home!" shouted Jim as he walked through the front door. "I've brought a work colleague with me to join us for dinner."  There was no answer, so they walked into the kitchen, where they found Jim's wife waiting angrily.

"My hair and makeup are not done!" she shouted. "The house is a mess.  The dishes are not done. The kids have been a nightmare. I'm tired, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because," replied Jim, "the poor fool is thinking of getting married."

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