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I Can Guess Your Age

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One day at a retirement home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the man says, "I can guess your age."  The woman doesn't believe him, but tells him to go ahead and try.

"I'll need to feel your breasts," he says.

She doesn't understand why this is needed, but agrees anyway. He proceeds to fondle her breasts for a minute or so, and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing!" exclaims the woman. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

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