If I die

funny old wife joke picture
 funny old wife joke picture


"Dear, if I die before you do, would you remarry?" asked Mary.

Alfred looked at his wife warily.  "Well ... you know I'd miss you terribly, but I wouldn't want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so I suppose I would, yes."

"And what about the house?" continued Mary.  "Would you live in the same house?"

"Well, I suppose so," he replied.  "I mean, it's already paid for, isn't it?"


"And what about my car? Would she drive my car?"

"Sure, why not?"

"I suppose she'd be using my favourite golf clubs too!?"

"Oh no," replied Alfred quickly, suddenly aware of his wife's growing anger.  "She's left handed."