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J-J-Jackass

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A guy walks into a bar with his friend, and says to the bartender, "C-c-can I have a c-c-couple b-beers?"

"Sure thing, jackass," replied the bartender, pouring the drinks.

"Why did he call you that?" asked the friend later.

"Oh," replied the guy, "he-aw, he-aw, he always calls me that."

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