funny jews do it catholic church money joke
"Levi, look!" said Samuel, pointing at a sign outside St Mary's Catholic church: 'Convert today, and we'll give you £100.' "What do you say... should we do it?"
"How could you even suggest such a thing?" replied Levi, indignant. "Rabbi Shlemiel would turn in his grave!"
Samuel shrugged. "Better a well-fed Christian than a hungry Jew." He went into the church and returned a little while later with a big grin on his face.
"So, did you get the money?" asked his friend.
"Oh," replied Samuel, "that's all you people think about, isn't it??"