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Jewish Conversion

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 funny jews do it catholic church money joke

"Levi, look!" said Samuel, pointing at a sign outside St Mary's Catholic church: 'Convert today, and we'll give you £100.'  "What do you say... should we do it?"

"How could you even suggest such a thing?" replied Levi, indignant.  "Rabbi Shlemiel would turn in his grave!"

Samuel shrugged. "Better a well-fed Christian than a hungry Jew."  He went into the church and returned a little while later with a big grin on his face.

"So, did you get the money?" asked his friend.

"Oh," replied Samuel, "that's all you people think about, isn't it??"

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