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Jewish Obituary

Old Jewish woman joke

"New York Times, Obituaries."

"Good morning, my name is Martha Bernstein.  I would like to place an obituary notice for my husband."

"Certainly, ma'am.  That will be $10 a word."

"$10 a word!?" grumbled the Jewish woman, hesitating.  "OK, so ... please write: Bernstein dies."

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but there is a minimum of 5 words for notices."

"Oy vey!" exclaimed the woman. "In that case, write: Bernstein dies, Buick For Sale."

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