Job Interview

Job interview picture

"You have an incredible resume," remarked the job interviewer, clearly impressed, "and you are very well presented... but you seem to be missing five years in your job history.  What happened there?"

The man replied "Oh, that's when I went to Yale."

The interviewer is even more impressed. "Well, that's it then.  You're hired!"

"Hooray!" shouted the candidate.  "I got a yob!"

Funny short joke