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hilarious blonde girl joke short story

There was a gentle knock on the door, followed by Belinda Crawford's gorgeous head of blonde hair.

"Hey Prof, okay if I talk to you for a minute?"

I pushed away the half-marked term paper and waved her in.  "Of course, Belinda.  Come in. Have a seat."

She sat down in the worn leather seat opposite my desk, folded her shapely bare legs, and adjusted her mini skirt self-consciously.  Then she looked up and said, "Prof, thing is... I'm really struggling in your class."

"Well," I replied, "then it's good you're here then.  What can I do to help?"

She hesitated, toying with the frill of her white blouse. "I just don't quite understand the material, but honestly, I would do anything to pass. Just anything."  She looked up at me coyly.

"Anything?" I asked.

She leaned forward, revealing a deep, pushed-up cleavage, and answered softly, "Anything."

I licked my dry lips and, leaning closer, whispered, "Would you, study?"

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