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Keep Calm Drink Guinness

Funny keep calm and drink Guinness joke picture
 Funny keep calm and drink Guinness joke picture
"Which of you Irish lightweights thinks he can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back?" shouted the American, slamming a wad of notes on the bar. "$500 says you can't!"

Nobody replied.

"Aw, come on," sneered the American. "I thought you guys were hard!"

A little man at the end of the bar got up and left the pub, but no-one else said anything.  The American sat down dejectedly on a stool and ordered a whisky.  A few minutes later there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned to see the little Irishman smiling up at him.

"Excuse me, mister, is that bet still on?"

"Sure is," beamed the American.  "Where'd you run off to then?"

"Oh, I just had to nip to the pub down the road to be sure I could do it first."