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Like A Frog

Frog hanging on picture

"Grandpa, Grandpa!" shouted the little boy as he ran into the hospital room where his grandfather lay surrounded by beeping machines. "Make a sound like a frog! Please!!"

The old man smiled weakly at his exuberant grandson, and replied, "Why, my boy?"

"Because," said the boy beaming, "Grandma said we can go to Disneyland after you croak."
 Funny frog jok

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