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Little Old Lady

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A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large plastic rubbish bags.  One bag had a hole in it and £20 notes were flying out of it.

A policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, you're losing money from that bag."

"Good grief!" she said, "Thanks for the warning. I'll go back and pick them up."

"Wait a minute!" said the policeman. "Where'd all that money come from? I hope you didn't you steal it?"

"Oh, heavens no!" she said.  "My garden backs up to the football stadium parking lot and, after a game, quite a lot of guys use my flower beds as bathrooms.

So I stand behind a bush with my petrol hedge trimmer and when one is in mid-stream, I fire it up and say, '£20 or off it comes!'"

"Wow. Good idea!" laughed the cop. "But what's in the other bag?"

"Well," said the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!"
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