Lost Love

Sad old man joke picture

"Excuse me, sir, can I help?"

The old man wiped his tears with a grubby sleeve and looked up at the policeman.

"Well," he said. "I just married a twenty-four year old redhead. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."

"But you shouldn't be crying!" exclaimed the incredulous policemen. "You should be the happiest man in the world!"

"I know," replied the old man, starting to sob again. "I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"

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