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Love Dress

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The door was ajar, so Mary walked in unannounced to her son's house.  Entering the lounge she surprised her daughter-in-law, Annie, lying totally naked on the couch, surrounded by fragrant candles and the sound of soft music. 

"What on earth are you doing?" she asked, watching with amusement as her daughter-in-law leaped up with an embarrassed squeal and attempted to cover herself with two cushions.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work," replied the flustered Annie.

"But you're naked!" exclaimed Mary.

"This is my love dress."

"Love dress?"

"That's what we call it.  John loves me to welcome him home with nothing on," explained her daughter. "It excites him no end."

"Well, I think I've heard more than I needed to hear, thank you," said Mary. "Please tell John that I stopped by." She then excused herself. 

But the idea of the love dress had captured her imagination, so when she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, she heard the car pull into the drive and the front door open.  Her husband walked in.

"What on earth are you doing??" he asked.

"This is my love dress," whispered Mary, sensually, dragging a finger slowly down her thigh.

"Needs ironing," replied her husband, and he walked into the kitchen to get a beer.
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