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Marriage Bargain

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"Dear, when we got married 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a little black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and huge plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your end of the bargain."

She looked at me in a way that only a husband could truly understand, and replied, "You are most welcome to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and I'll make sure you are once again living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.  I'll even throw in the black and white TV for free."