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Married Happily Ever After

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"So, what's the secret to your long years of happy marriage?"

"It's simple really: we take time to go to a restaurant twice a week for a little candlelight dinner, soft music, dancing..."

"Sounds lovely."

"Yeah. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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