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No Room At The Inn

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 Funny motel hotel joke

"I'm desperate for a room," pleaded John.  "Everywhere else is fully booked!"

"I'm really sorry," replied the motel receptionist, "but we're booked up too.  It's because of the convention."

"Nothing at all? Not even a bed?"

"Well, I do have a double room with only one occupant," admitted the receptionist, "and he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"I'll take it," replied John.  The receptionist confirmed the bed's availability and handed him the keys.

The next morning he waltzed breezily towards the reception desk.  She looked up at him and smiled.  "How did you sleep?"

"Like a baby, thank you.  The snoring was no problem at all."

"No? How did you manage that?"

"The guy was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room, but I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, beautiful.'  He sat up and spent all night watching me."