Old Mrs Kirkland

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"Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?  I've not heard a sound from her apartment in days.  I'm worried."

Timmy ran off, returning a few minutes later.

"Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?"

"Yes Mum, she's fine ... except that she's angry at you."

"At me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?"

"She said, 'It's none of your business how old she is'."
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