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Old Age Texting

Funny Image Old People Mobilel Phone Texting SMS Joke

"Jim and I have just got mobile phones and have learned how to text," said Jane excitedly.

"Text?" asked Mildred.

"Yes.  It's like sending a little letter.  Wait, I'll show you. I just sent Jim this message:  If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

"That's very romantic," said Mildred.  "Now what happens?"

"We wait."

Just then the phone buzzed, and a reply from Jim appeared on the screen, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Funny Old Couple Mobile Phone Texting Joke