"Text?" asked Mildred.
"Yes. It's like sending a little letter. Wait, I'll show you. I just sent Jim this message: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
"That's very romantic," said Mildred. "Now what happens?"
"We wait."
Just then the phone buzzed, and a reply from Jim appeared on the screen, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Funny Old Couple Mobile Phone Texting Joke
