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An elderly Jewish man sat down in the confessional of the Catholic church.

"What brings you here today, friend?" asked the priest, somewhat surprised to see a Jew in his confessional.

"After seventy years as a virgin, I made love all night long to two twenty year-olds."

"I understand," replied the priest, "and you tell me this because you seek absolution, even though you are a Jew?"

"Not at all," replied the old man.  "I'm telling everyone!"

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