"Seamus, it's too late - the buses have stopped running. We'll have to walk."
"I'm too drunk to walk, Paddy. Why don't we borrow a bus from the depot? It's just up here."
"I dunno, Seamus. You sure that's a good idea?"
But Seamus had already staggered off in the direction of the depot. Half an hour later he returned, but without a bus. "I couldn't find the 351 bus, Paddy."
"Ah, ye daft egit," said his friend. "We could've taken the 289 and hopped off at the bottom of our road!"
funny Irish joke
