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Paddy Bus Caper

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"Seamus, it's too late - the buses have stopped running. We'll have to walk."

"I'm too drunk to walk, Paddy. Why don't we borrow a bus from the depot?  It's just up here."

"I dunno, Seamus. You sure that's a good idea?"

But Seamus had already staggered off in the direction of the depot.  Half an hour later he returned, but without a bus.  "I couldn't find the 351 bus, Paddy."

"Ah, ye daft egit," said his friend. "We could've taken the 289 and hopped off at the bottom of our road!"
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