"Oh, hello, who is that?"
"Maisie."
"Hello Maisie. This is Mr Jones from the grocery store. Could I speak to your mommy, please?"
"She's busy."
"What about your daddy - is he there?"
"He's busy, speaking to the policeman."
"Oh? Is there anybody else there I could talk to?"
"Lots of firemen."
"Good grief! Is everything OK? What's going on?"
"They're searching the house."
"What for?"
"Me."
Funny little girl 911 999 phone call joke story
