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Phone Call

Funny little girl 911 999 phone call joke story picture

"Hello?" whispered the young voice on the phone.

"Oh, hello, who is that?"

"Maisie."

"Hello Maisie.  This is Mr Jones from the grocery store.  Could I speak to your mommy, please?"

"She's busy."

"What about your daddy - is he there?"

"He's busy, speaking to the policeman."

"Oh? Is there anybody else there I could talk to?"

"Lots of firemen."

"Good grief! Is everything OK? What's going on?"

"They're searching the house."

"What for?"

"Me."

 Funny little girl 911 999 phone call joke story

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