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Pirate Arr-Arr

Funny pun joke - To err is human to arr is pirate

A pirate fell from the crow's nest.

He fell through the top deck.

He fell through the second deck.

He fell through the third deck.

Finally he landed in the hold.  The first mate ran up to him and asked, "Are ye alright, matey?"

The pirate stood up, brushed himself off, and replied,  "Arrr, yes ... I've been through hardship before."
 Funny pirate short pun joke story

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