"Hello, is that Mr Jones?"
"Yes, speaking."
"Ah, good morning, sir. I'm calling from Selby Jewellers. I believe you came into our premises on Friday with a very beautiful young woman, and bought her a £40,000 diamond necklace?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Well I regret to inform you that we still require payment. The cheque you gave us bounced."
"Yes, I know - there is no money in the account... But let me tell you about my weekend!"
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