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Rest in Pieces

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"Everything is ready for you, Mrs Jones," said the mortician to the old woman. She approached the coffin and smiled down at her dead husband.
"He looks so peaceful."
The mortician nodded.  "He is in a better place."
"And the blue Armani suit," she exclaimed. "Exquisite! So much nicer than the black suit you had him wearing at first."
"Thank you, ma'am."
"How much will that cost?"
"For the suit?  No extra charge."
"Oh?  I don't understand."
"Well," replied the mortician.  "One of our other guests had a blue suit just the right size, and since he was about to be buried, we just switched the heads."

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