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Rolex and Timex
I saw this gorgeous blonde with two puppies, and decided to chat her up. "Hey, cute dogs. What are they called?"
"Rolex and Timex," she replied.
"Oh?" I said. "Those are unusual names for dogs."
"Helllloooooo," she said, rolling her eyes. "They're going to be watch dogs!"