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Funny two cute dogs joke picture

I saw this gorgeous blonde with two puppies, and decided to chat her up.  "Hey, cute dogs. What are they called?"

"Rolex and Timex," she replied.

"Oh?" I said.  "Those are unusual names for dogs."

"Helllloooooo," she said, rolling her eyes. "They're going to be watch dogs!"
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