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Saint George and the Dragon

Saint George and the dragon painting joke

Saint George rode into the village of Upper Cromfort and noticed that all the villagers looked glum, so he stopped a man and asked him what the source of their woes was.

"It's the dragon, good knight," replied the man.  "Every day it flies down from yonder mountain and kills one of your young virgins."

Saint George was moved by the plight of the villagers and promised to do what he could.  Two weeks later the dragon stopped visiting the village.

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