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Saintly Parrots

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"Father, I just don't know what to do," said the nun.

"What is it, Sister Agnes?"

"Well, I have these two female foul-mouthed parrots that just refuse to learn new ways."

"Foul-mouthed?  How so?" asked the priest.

Sister Agnes blushed.  "They only say one thing: 'Hi, lover boy. Do you want to have some fun?' "

"That's terrible," exclaimed the priest, "but fear not. I may have a solution.  I have two male parrots: Francis and Job, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.  Why don't you bring your parrots around tomorrow and they can spend the day together.  I have every confidence that my two boys will teach your parrots to worship and speak in an appropriate manner."

The nun agreed, and the next day brought her two parrots around.  She placed the cage next to the male parrot cage, and removed the cover.  Her parrots looked around and, seeing the male parrots, one of them immediately squawked, "Hi, lover boy.  Do you want to have some fun?"

There was an awkward silence, until finally one the male parrots said to the other, "Put away your rosary beads, Francis.  Our prayers have been answered."

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