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Sawn In Half Joke

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I put down my espresso, and began: "My father was the celebrated magician, Alessandro Cagliostri.  We didn't see much of him, our family - he travelled a lot, you see - but when he returned..."  A lump formed in my throat, and for a moment I could not speak.  "Uhm, when he returned, then it was like he had never left.  We'd huddle around him all night long, while he showed us card tricks - much to the annoyance of my dear, long-suffering mother."

"Did he ever show you his world-famous sawing-in-half trick?" asked the writer.

I smiled, "Oh yes!  He was always trying to improve it, you know, and experimented on us often, trying to get it as realistic as possible."

"And what about your family?  You had two brothers I believe?"

Funny short joke magician saw half trick