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Say It With Flowers

Funny short joke story - Bill's florist - birthday - anniversary - caught you

"I'd like some flowers for my wife, please."

"Certainly, Sir.", replied the florist. "What did you have in mind?"

The man hesitated, "Well, I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh..."

"Perhaps I could help," said the florist.  "What exactly have you done?"
 Funny florist joke

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