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Shooting The Bear

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"I've never been better!" boasted the old man. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then answered, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed an umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So, he was in the woods and when suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

He looked at the old man. "And do you know what happened?"

"No," replied the old man.

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"No way!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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