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Silent Death Joke

Funny old couple fart church joke photo

The old man and his wife sat quietly at the back of the church, watching the funeral procession walk slowly down the aisle.  Suddenly the old man scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to his wife: "Sorry, I've just let out a silent fart. It must be the curry we had last night."

His wife patted his hand and replied, "I think your hearing aid needs new batteries again."
 Funny old couple fart joke